The bizarre and unlikely protectors of Pop Star! While they're often just as likely to cause a situation as they are to solve it, there are few major incidents on Pop Star where at least one of these four hasn't gotten involved in some way. Despite being such a mismatched crew with their fair share of conflict, these four are unstoppable as a team.

[NOTE: these profiles all need revamped somewhat, as they're rather bare-bones for the importance of these characters!]

KIRBY ??? GENDERLESS (HE/HIM, BUT FINE WITH ANY) ASTRAL DREAM OF INFINITY HE'S BABY

Powerful Pink Puff of Popstar

The friendly, happy-go-lucky hero of Pop Star! It’s not exactly known where he came from- around eight years ago, he floated along on the spring breeze, and he’s been in Dream Land ever since. He’s become pretty well known throughout the galaxy for his incredible ability to copy the powers of others; and his immense appetite.

Kirby is friends with, well, just about everyone, really! Even former foes of his eventually end up on his side (most of the time, anyway.) One must wonder if some of these guys are the best influences to have around… Nonetheless, Kirby doesn’t seem to hold any grudges. It’s quite startling how upbeat he is, even after all of his dangerous adventures.

Speaking of his adventures, Kirby has proven many times his shocking tenacity and quite frankly alarming power for a baby. He’s faced presumably impossible odds as if trying to face a schoolyard bully, and also has a worrying amount of knowledge on souls and metaphysical concepts…??? He’s not the best at putting these thoughts to words though- while he’s capable of speech, it’s pretty much comparable to the level of a toddler’s.


KING DEDEDE 30 CIS MALE (HE/HIM) WILDFOLK PENGUIN BI

King Dedede

Self-proclaimed king of Dream Land and “most awesomest person ever,” King Dedede is an… interesting ruler. Not too long before Kirby arrived, Dedede essentially took up the mantle nobody was really asking him to take (he did this by just saying he was king. that’s all he had to do.) It’s a complete and utter mystery what could possibly go on in his head, having even once claimed to have “replaced all his brain cells with swag.” He’s unable to answer how he supposedly did this. He also does not know what ‘swag’ even means.

Despite his questionable smarts, King Dedede does actually have the power to show for his status. Not that his status means much; he’s honestly quite easygoing, and the few laws he has in place are rarely enforced anyway. Still, it’d be asking for trouble to try getting into a fight with him, as he has great skill with his hammer and actually has pretty keen judgement on fighting strategy. However, in his own words, “why spend time thinking about what you can just smack with your hammer?” And he’s usually correct. Kirby would become the exception, forming a rivalry and eventually friendship with Dedede as the years flew by.

Along with basically about everything else about him, another inexplicable thing about Dedede is his sheer ability to just… willpower through his non-clobberable problems (or even just flat-out IGNORE them) when by reasonable standards they should be weighing down on him heavily. He’s been through a lot of things that would severely affect anybody else’s emotional state- and yet, he simply acts as if he’s incapable of having such issues in the first place. Either he’s perfected the art of denial, or he’s... genuinely unscathed????????? No one can say.


META KNIGHT 37 TRANS MALE (HE/HIM) PUFFBALL BI

The Knight Shrouded in Darkness

Sir Meta Knight is the broody, perhaps overly no-nonsense captain of the Battleship Halberd. He despises the general “let’s do nothing and let Kirby handle our problems” attitude that has kinda fallen over most of Dream Land, though unfortunately any attempts he’s made to try to correct this have been… not all that well-thought out (even if he’d argue with you about that one.)

It’s usually hard to get him to show much emotion (aside from disdain, disappointment, Dueling…) though he genuinely cares very deeply for his crew. He also attempts to be the ‘dad friend’ to Kirby whenever he gets the chance, but he’s pretty bad at it. Especially considering he is, in fact, not a good role model at all, electing to solve most of his problems via honorable duel. (Sometimes with a baby. That he loses against.) Instead of how he intends to, he ends up coming off as ‘the weird uncle friend who has had a swordfight with a baby like five times.’

Meta Knight has a dark, mysterious past that he’s secretive about… probably because he’s not about to unload his trauma on some complete randos. Or King Dedede. Or Kirby. Or basically anyone in Dream Land, because there are no licensed therapists in Dream Land. Some of his crew… might know??? But it’s really none of your business. Seriously. What’s your problem? [EDIT: WE GOTTA PUT HIS REAL BACKSTORY HERE NOW THAT WE HAVE IT. ITS SO STUPID]


BANDANA DEE 24 TRANS MALE (HE/HIM) WADDLE DEE QUESTIONING

Overeager Defender

King Dedede’s infallibly loyal right-hand man, as well as commander of Dream Land’s (ridiculously adorable) army. He’s enthusiastically level-headed, which is probably the only way he’s managed to be Dedede’s second-in-command for so long. Doesn’t stop Bandana Dee from occasionally being so, so tired of his King’s antics…

Originally, Bandana Dee was just another spearman working under Dedede. However, after Bandana had been brave enough to face Kirby directly, alone, Dedede was so impressed that he promoted him through the ranks near instantly. Afterwards, though proud of himself for managing what he did, Bandana Dee would begin to form a growing resentment and fear of Kirby throughout the years; especially as that wouldn’t be the only time Kirby would smash Castle Dedede and attack the king. Kirby and Bandana Dee would become fast friends, the latter eventually coming along on one of Kirby’s adventures! Unfortunately, that adventure would be a specific crown-related incident that Bandana would honestly prefer not to think about too much. It’s fine.

Thanks to said incident, Bandana Dee developed a VERY intense hatred of Magolor, who he’d initially grown quite close to. Despite Magolor’s insistence on having learned his lesson and changed since then, Bandana simply doesn’t buy it, and continues to assume that he’s scheming even now. In some ways, he doesn’t want to believe Magolor’s changed, having turned his aggression towards him into an outlet of sorts for his inability to be angry at kirby. (Kirby’s his friend, and only a baby, after all!) Aside from his… poor coping methods, Bandana Dee is a genuinely compassionate friend, and pretty good at giving advice; just not to himself.






A nickname that stuck for three former college friends (though perhaps they'd argue on the friend point) who ended up reuniting and somehow rekindling a friendship though extremely bizarre circumstances. They all have... a LOT of personal baggage to deal with, though. (The Lor Starcutter isn't an official member of this group, as they obviously didn't go to college, but it feels wrong to list them separately.)

FINITE 26 TRANS MALE (HE/HIM) CABBIT NYIN GAY

Semi-Remarkable Scatterbrain

A paradox of a person, Finite is... an interesting kind of mess, to say the least. While somewhat eccentric, he's very awkward and mundane - and yet time and again he's caught in the midst of bizarre cosmic shenanigans that are way, WAY out of his depth. Perhaps one could say that's just the natural consequences of where he lives and who he spends his time with, but...

Finite (though not yet going by that name) grew up on Summertime Star to a couple that consisted of a magician and a former child actor, yet his upbringing was almost remarkably normal. He had few friends growing up due to his awkward mannerisms and lack of confidence - aside from Marx, back in elementary - and he barely scraped by in school due to only being able to focus on the subjects he liked. Eventually, he managed to get into a (rather terrible) college with very low standards to persue an engineering major, where he reunited with Marx and met Magolor.

The next three years of college were exhausting and chaotic for Finite, but he grew very close with Marx and Magolor and considered them his dearest friends... even if they perhaps weren't the best people to hang around. However, right before Finite's graduation party, he was on his way to a Haltdonald's job interview with Marx when he was suddenly attacked by a dark entity calling itself Dark Infinity. Dark Infinity had attempted to possess Finite but failed, and in a panic tossed them both into a dimensional portal. For the next five years, Dark Infinity would throw Finite through portal after portal while constantly insulting him and isolating him from anyone who could help, trying to "wear down Finite's spirit" enough to take control. This didn't work out.

At the end of the five years, having made it back to his home reality and not wanting to leave again, Finite had made a deal with Dark Infinity: If Finite could prove he was better at being evil than Dark Infinity, then he'd be free to leave. Dark Infinity accepted the deal, and so began a weird plan involving constructing a tiny clockwork star from stolen blueprints, wishing for infinite power, and... well, there was no step three. Everything went completely wrong, but in the process Finite managed to surprisingly reunite with Magolor and Marx - who had changed a LOT in five years. Then his whole "plan" fell to bits, he accidentally burned his bridges with his former college friends, and he awkwardly settled down on Pop Star as he had nowhere else to go.

The ensuing months were and are turbulent for Finite - befriending the king of Dream Land, serving as impromptu diplomat in the face of a petty space war, being trapped in an evil nightclub/death trap, making amends with his college buddies, getting embroiled in the shenanigans of a band of evil clones, getting magically split into two people by a reality warper hunter... The list goes on and on! And while he's not aware of it, there's something odd about Finite himself and his nebulous, inconsistent powers...

Finite, as a person, is kind of a doormat. He does his best to be nice to others, but in the process he tends to let that override his own anxieties and desires. He's also not the brightest bulb in the socket, prone to making weird leaps in logic and ignoring (or entirely missing) obvious problems. He's more likely to react to something that upsets him with dry exhaustion than anger, but short of an emotional breakdown he does his best to try and look on the bright side of things (even if his optimism is often rather forced.) He can get extremely excited about the things his passionate about, though, and he tends to ramble on and on if you let him.


MARX 28 CLOWN (HE/HIM) NODDY/JACKAL NYIN BI

Clowning Around

Marx is not a professional clown, and do not let him convince you otherwise. His opinions on clownery are not to be trusted, and he was expelled from clown school in his youth for bad behavior. Perhaps his rejection by the clownery community is the source of his fall into darkness, or maybe he just sort of did that.

Marx spent his childhood on Summertime Star, but had never really been able to get along with others much as he was often unintentionally mean and his idea of fun was somewhat... "stupidly over-the-top dangerous." Finite was one of his only friends back in elementary school, but afterwards he didn't have much of a proper social life. At some point along the line (not long before being expelled from Clown School), he ended up figuring that if he seemingly couldn't get along with people normally, he'd just be mean on purpose so if people disliked him, it was on his own terms. This was... not very conducive to fixing his problem with no one liking him.

Some time after high school, he just... snuck into a college as a joke, fully expecting to be kicked out. The college was so poorly-managed that they literally never did. Much to his surprise, he ended up reuniting with his elementary school friend Finite, there, who was plenty willing to rekindle the friendship. Through Finite, Marx also met Magolor (though Marx always saw Magolor more as a japery target than an actual friend,) and the three ended up getting into numerous hijinx (many of which ending with either Finite or Marx or both in the hospital.) Despite everything, Marx was genuinely really happy to have Finite around.

After graduation (though Marx didn't graduate because he wasn't actually enrolled in the first place,) however, Marx and Finite were on their way to a job interview at a local Haltdonalds when Finite suddenly vanished without a trace. Marx ended up getting the job somehow, but was confused and alarmed at Finite's disappearance and any attempts to contact him failed. However, he didn't look into getting help from anyone, and when over a week later Finite tried to call Marx on the phone (repeatedly), Marx refused to answer out of bitterness, having come to the conclusion that Finite intentionally ditched him.

Marx had a horrible time working at Haltdonalds, having had to work exaggeratedly long hours (...99-hour workdays with no breaks) and duel fast food beasts, but eventually quit out of frustation. With nothing better to do with his life anymore, he decided to try out being outright evil, and traveled to Pop Star to enact a certain plan involving Galactic Nova. And... well, sure, he got powers, but Kirby did end up killing him. He floated in space dead for a time, only reviving by chance when his corpse absorbed enough of Galactic Nova's leftover magic to revive him. Then, he began concocting a revenge plan to enact against Kirby, but ended up getting turned around on the way back to Pop Star and ended up freeing planet Fog Star from an underqualified alien tyrant and maybe learning a lesson in the process (but probably not.) Long story.

When he finally got back to Pop Star, his revenge plans were cut short as the planet was in the middle of a Jamba Heart-related crisis, and Marx to find that instead of Kirby attacking him, the little pink puffball actually invited him to come along and help. Confusedly, Marx accepted and came along on the adventure, which eventually culminated in killing a dark god. Afterwards, Marx found himself fully forgiven and unwilling to go through with his revenge plan, but... still didn't really feel comfortable being a part of Kirby's friend group. Feeling hopeless and resigned, he settled down in Dream Land and fell into a depressive rut. However... things began to change very quickly when Finite suddenly returned and Marx was forced to deal with both his five-year-long grudge and general emotional unhealthiness (...and a bunch of other, much, MUCH weirder problems.)

Marx is kind of a trainwreck of a person in every direction - even biologically. Due to how incompatible the physiology of a Nyin and a Noddy are, he probably shouldn't actually be physically alive, and growing up he dealt with a myriad of bizarre magical health problems stemming from the fact that he's somewhere between having actual organs and just being full of magic glitter glue. Fortunately(?), most of his bizarre health situation was nullified post-revival, due to the overflow of Clockwork Star magic kinda... chungling Marx a lil bit? At least he gets a myriad of bizarre powers out of it... though his wings don't entirely make up for his lack of arms.

As a person, Marx is difficult to interact with. He prefers to annoy, baffle, and infuriate people as much as possible, but he's not so great at rolling with the punches when he's on the receiving end of it. He also has serious problems with (badly) bottling up his emotions, as he'd prefer everyone think he's too "cool and evil clown" to actually feel anything - when in fact he is feeling a lot of things, all the time, constantly. Also, it's often very hard to tell the difference between Marx trying to mess with someone and him just being actually genuinely weird, especially since the two often overlap. He also tends to assume that everyone else has some kind of malicious ulterior motive, just because he figures that's the sort of thing he himself would do.


MAGOLOR 25 GENDERFLUX (HE/THEY) HALCANDRAN GAY

C-R-O-W-N-E-D in Deceit (“What?? NO!!!”)

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LOR STARCUTTER ??? (SEVERAL CENTURIES) GENDERLESS (ANY PRONOUNS, LARGELY USES HE/THEY/IT) ANCIENT TALKING SPACESHIP ?!

Unforgotten Ship of Legend

While many stories have been spread throughout the galaxy of the four legendary ancient heroes who sealed away Void Termina, their AI-powered dimension-crossing spaceship is usually little more than a footnote. However, the Lor Starcutter in modern times is not quite the "only a footnote" kind of person.

Having served as transport for the four ancient heroes in a time of crisis, the Lor has been a lot of places and seen a lot of things, but with no real chance to participate. After Void Termina was banished and the galaxy saved, the Lor was sealed in a volcano on Halcandra for "the greater good" - and spent the ensuing several centuries activated, bored, and perhaps the slightest bit bitter. So, when Magolor showed up with troublesome intent and repaired the Lor, it made no effort to push against its captain's plans to steal the Master Crown. But... Magolor was in no way prepared for the Lor's AI to be so talkative and opinionated.

The Lor spends much of its time teasing Magolor and his friends, but it cares very deeply about his well-being - after all, who would it have to talk to otherwise? Despite being an ancient AI, it's really not all that "wise," and prone to being rather immature and silly (often on purpose!) It has a bit of a habit of nosing into others' business as well, if only because it can't interact with most people normally outside of posting on the internet. However, the Lor also has some very obvious bitter unhappiness at being, well, a giant spaceship, and thus unable to participate in most "normal people" things. And... while it tries to be as strongly individual as it can, it has a habit of just fading into the background and doing what it's told out of fear of being left by the few people it has.

The Lor has all sorts of interesting capabilities, being a pinnacle of Ancient engineering - detection of dark magic, dimensional travel, a unique operating system with enough computing power to run nearly anything... Though, most of its defensive abilities were installed after Magolor repaired it, and its internet browsing abilities were mostly self-installed. Also, its voice is generated through a text to speech system, which, while very advanced, still sounds rather... artificial, despite the Lor's best efforts to sound as expressive as possible.






Possibly some of the very first friends Kirby made on Pop Star, a group of Wildfolk (and one Dark Matter) who all came together against the Dark Matter invasions on Pop Star - and they've been (perhaps unlikely) friends ever since. They've even had a few solo adventures, here and there!

RICK 21 CIS MALE (HE/HIM) WILDFOLK HAMSTER GAY

The Call of Adventure

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KINE 20 CIS MALE (HE/HIM) WILDFOLK SUNFISH BI

Undersea Underdog

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COO 23 TRANS MALE (HE/HIM) WILDFOLK OWL BI

The "Wise" Whispers on the Wind

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NAGO 17 AGENDER (HE/HIM) WILDFOLK CAT ARO

[PLACEHOLDER]

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CHUCHU 15 TRANS FEMALE (SHE/HER) WILDFOLK OCTOPUS HETERO

[PLACEHOLDER]

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PITCH 14 CIS MALE (HE/HIM) WILDFOLK BIRD QUESTIONING

[PLACEHOLDER]

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GOOEY ??? GENDERLESS (HE/HIM) DEFECTIVE DARK MATTER HE'S BABY

"Huh? We get tagline thingies?"

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Those of Kirby's friends who don't necessarily fit into any other current category.

TARANZA 18 TRANS MALE (HE/HIM) FLORALIAN SPIDER QUESTIONING

The Underprepared, Underqualified, Underaged King

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ADELEINE 17 LESBIAN (SHE/THEY) HUMAN TAKE A GUESS

[PLACEHOLDER]

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RIBBON 17 TRANS FEMALE (SHE/HER) FAIRY BI

[PLACEHOLDER]

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PAINTRA ??? DOESN’T CARE (SHE/HER, FINE WITH ANY) LIVING PAINTING ARO

[PLACEHOLDER]

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VIVIDRIA ??? CIS FEMALE (SHE/HER) LIVING PAINTING QUESTIONING

[PLACEHOLDER]

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ELLY 19 DEMIGIRL (SHE/THEY) CHILLY HETERO

Relentless Chill-Seeker

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AUNBER 17 GENDERFLUID (HE/THEY) CHILLY BI

[PLACEHOLDER]

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BENTON 18 CIS MALE (HE/HIM) BURNING LEO BI

Uhh... Who's This Guy, Again?

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FAMI 23 BOY? (HE/HIM) [PLACEHOLDER] NO IDEA

Weird Little Man

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A "club" of sorts consisting of Dark Infinity - a flawed and incomplete Dark Matter clone - and his alternate selves. Plus the freeloaders, of course. Supposedly, their purpose is to commit evil acts and somehow kill Parallel Finite (who is still sealed outside of space and time anyway) but mainly they just crash at Dark Infinity's apartment and argue with each other.

DARK INFINITY 5 (CHRONOLOGICALLY) GENDERLESS (HE/HIM) DARK MATTER CLONE NO

Wannabe Villain

To be blunt, Dark Infinity is a sorry excuse for an "evil" entity. His earliest memories concern awakening in a strange lab, being attacked by a being he knew used to be a part of him, and then desperately escaping the resident scientists. It's all been downhill from there, really.

After escaping the lab he had been created in, Dark Infinity had nothing to go off of with his life other than the knowledge that he was meant to be some kind of dark entity that could possess others for evil purposes. Figuring he had nothing better to do than just that, he attempted to possess a certain cabbit. However, he failed to take control or even leave his attempted vessel, and in a panic he discovered a power of his - to create portals to completely random places in completely random realities, of which he had no control over. And, well, Dark Infinity was too prideful to admit how deeply he screwed up, so... the next five years of his brand new existence consisted largely of teleporting himself and Finite to random places, constantly taunting the cabbit just to make it appear he had the upper hand when he was honestly just as helpless.

Eventually, however, Finite got back to his home reality and ejected Dark Infinity. With nothing to do now, Dark Infinity ended up miraculously getting an apartment, a dumb job at a weird IHOP, and started a club with some alternate versions of himself. Nowadays, he mostly just miserably lazes around his apartment and gets into arguments with the rest of the "Trio of Darkness"...

Dark Infinity claims himself an ancient and powerful being of unfathomable evil, but that couldn't be further from the truth - and he knows it. He's more of a mean and bad-tempered coward more than anything, and the few powers he has are either useless or impractical enough to be effectively useless. Despite being acutely aware of this, he tries to make up for it with fake bravado and death threats that are full of hot air... but even if he had the power to follow up on them, he wouldn't anyway, because the thought of gravely hurting or especially KILLING someone deeply terrifies him. He's... not really cut out for villainy.


DARK DARK INFINITY 5 (CHRONOLOGICALLY) GENDERLESS (HE/HIM) DARK MATTER CLONE NO

Just Trying His Best Worst

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EVIL FINITE 26 TRANS MALE (HE/HIM) CABBIT NYIN GAY

Self-Explanatory

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PARALLEL DARK INFINITY 5 (CHRONOLOGICALLY) GENDERLESS (HE/HIM) DARK MATTER CLONE NO

Loser Driven by Vengeance

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LIGHT AFFINITY 5 (CHRONOLOGICALLY) GENDERLESS (HE/HIM) DARK MATTER CLONE NO

[PLACEHOLDER]

Generally, if you awoke for the first time in a strange laboratory faced with an entity you understand used to be the same person as you, your first course of action shouldn't be to immediately and unhesitantly fire a laser at him. However... Light Affinity is kind of dumb and extremely mean.

Immediately after antagonizing the only entity in the entire room who had a chance of being on his side, Light Affinity got captured by the researchers there and stuffed in a plastic tupperware container and left on a shelf for five years, only released by accident when the Party Rocket Launchers raided the Tomorrow Syndicate's HQ. Afterwards, he stowed away on the Party Rocket Launchers' spaceship to Pop Star, where he ended up meeting his counterpart again, Dark Infinity. The two still hated each other immensely, but when Dark Infinity ended up creating a club with two of his alternate selves, Light Affinity let himself in because he decided to be included regardless of if anyone wanted him to be.

If Dark Infinity is obnoxious, Light Affinity has being obnoxious down to an art. Where Dark Infinity bluffs with false bravado, Light Affinity ACTUALLY thinks he's that cool and evil and dangerous - which, admittedly, isn't completely unjustified, because he has an assortment of reasonably strong powers (though... notably not possession, which Dark Infinity mocks him for frequently). He can barely go three sentences without insulting or otherwise antagonizing someone. Also... he has a really bizarre habit of casually psychoanalyzing people? His observations are usually correct, but he's not trying to help or even make any important points, he's just using it as another way to insult and complain about others.

Also, for some reason, he idolizes I.M. Meen from the 1995 educational game of the same name. He has chosen to make his voice sound exactly like I.M. Meen's. ...Yeah.






A violent band (in the music way) of self-proclaimed "evil" clones. Originally created by Shimmer Something to serve in his "evil disco palace" and kill Finite and co., they rebelled against their master and escaped to Dream Land. They all now live together in a trailer as a very bizarre and dysfunctional found family of sorts, and they spend more time getting into trouble than actually making music.

GUN 18 (2 MONTHS CHRONOLOGICALLY) NONBINARY (HE/THEY) FLORALIAN SPIDER GOO CLONE QUESTIONING

Esteemed Crybaby Vocalist

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KARL 28 (2 MONTHS CHRONOLOGICALLY) MIME (HE/HIM, BUT FINE WITH ANY) NODDY/JACKAL NYIN GOO CLONE GAY

[15 seconds of dead silence]

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ETINIF 26 (2 MONTHS CHRONOLOGICALLY) TRANS MALE (HE/HIM) CABBIT NYIN GOO CLONE GAY

Unremarkable Normal Guy

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CHAMP 25 (2 MONTHS CHRONOLOGICALLY) TRANS MALE (HE/HIM) HALCANDRAN GOO CLONE GAY

He Was Number One

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PATRYSHA 35 (2 MONTHS CHRONOLOGICALLY) CIS FEMALE (SHE/HER, QUESTIONING) NEBENIZEN GOO CLONE LESBIAN

Twisted Firestarter

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PICASSO 15 (2 MONTHS CHRONOLOGICALLY) AGENDER (ANY PRONOUNS) LIVING PAINTING GOO CLONE DOESN'T CARE

Artist-Abhorred

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MORPH MAGIC ??? (2 MONTHS CHRONOLOGICALLY) "HUH?" (HE/HIM) BUTTERFLY(?)/ASTRAL DREAM GOO CLONE "WHAT?"

Your Average Everyday Off-Brand Doombringer

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CELESTIAL BODY 3 MONTHS (CHRONOLOGICALLY) CAT (ANY PRONOUNS) MINI IMITATION CLOCKWORK STAR CAT

Meow?

The Party Rocket Launchers' mascot/beloved family pet! Originally created around the completion of Shimmer Something's second disco palace using stolen blueprints, Celestial Body's only main function was to grant wishes for Shimmer Something because he was incapable of granting his own. However, Shimmer Something held no respect for his fellow Clockwork Star, and this came back to bite him when the clones Shimmer Something had also created urged Celestial Body to rebel... and she accepted with little hesitation. After the disco palace’s subsequent destruction, Celestial Body was left just as homeless as the clones, and so they did the obvious and adopted her!

Despite being a Clockwork Star and thus essentially a wish-granting, reality-bending mechanical god, Celestial Body is mentally a lot more like an ordinary housecat. He shows much more awareness than the average cat and is able to understand speech, but aside from that he’s basically just a very bizarre housecat and only communicates in ordinary meows. He’s very docile and likes to get scratched behind the ears, take naps, and bat at strings. He’s basically one of those cats that you could politely annoy for hours and instead of scratching you, he’d just walk away in resignation.

Her only real outright dislike (aside from Shimmer Something, of course) is granting wishes, as her entire life up until being adopted by the Party Rocket Launchers consisted of granting whatever Shimmer Something wanted - and then being berated if the wish didn’t accomplish the exact result desired. Since Celestial Body now hated granting wishes and the Party Rocket Launchers didn’t want to risk her being forced to do so, they ended up asking Finite to deactivate her wish engine, so now she is no longer capable of granting wishes without said engine being reactivated. Not that she’d allow it to be reactivated for anything other than an otherwise insurmountable emergency, of course!






An incredibly shady private scientific foundation responsible for the creation of Dark Infinity and Light Affinity. Largely acquired its researchers by intimidating impressionable prodigies into joining. Now defunct due to a raid spearheaded by the Party Rocket Launchers essentially destroying the entire foundation.

SATURN 25 NONBINARY (ANY PRONOUNS) FLORALIAN LUNA MOTH BI

[PLACEHOLDER]

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TSUNODA 26 TRANS FEMALE (SHE/HER) NEBENIZEN ARO

[PLACEHOLDER]

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LENOL ??? CIS MALE (HE/HIM) [UNDECIDED] HETERO

[PLACEHOLDER]

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VIMM EO MIDDLE-AGED?? CIS FEMALE (SHE/HER) HUMAN ?????????

Just a Completely Horrible Freak, Really

A horrible, egotistical, and sadistic enigma of a person, and all too proud of it, Vimm Eo - or "Vimmy" as some call her for some reason - served as the secretary directly under Lenol up until the Tomorrow Syndicate's total collapse. (Her current whereabouts are... unknown.) And, boy, has she relished every moment of having power over others.

She made for a HORRIBLE secretary, usually shirking her work in order to do whatever random nonsense she pleased and only being interested in tasks that involved violence. (She's definitely killed a few people for Lenol, by the way.) She's super antagonistic even to higher-ups, and nobody can stand to interact with her. Apparently, the only reason she had any job security is because she has the ability to make specifically people with fear based powers become deathly convinced that SHE is their greatest fear, and so she secured her position through intimidation. Also, according to her, with these along with the use of time travel powers she stole from a giant godlike Scarfy, she has travelled through time to become Nightmare's right hand man every single time he's rose to power throughout history. Unfortunately, this is true.

It's not really clear how or why Vimmy is, uh... like this. Aside from her fear and time travel powers, she seems to be a completely ordinary human, if way above-average strength for one. She claims this is through "the power of Vimeo," a now-defunct video sharing platform that's completely ordinary in every way. She is bizarrely obsessed with Vimeo, having changed her name and put all of her funds into creating a "Vimeo 2," but if you'd ask what's so special about it, she'd just call you a brainless nimrod peasant for not already knowing. It's... it's her gimmick, okay?






Villainous characters who don't fit better into any other category who also have a significant impact on the Infinite Power saga and related stories.

SHIMMER SOMETHING 5 MONTHS (CHRONOLOGICALLY) CAT??? (HE/HIM) MINI IMITATION CLOCKWORK STAR ABSOLUTELY NOT

What the Cat Dragged In

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ZERO TWO ??? WHAT (HE/HIM) DARK MATTER/COMPUTER VIRUS WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

Angel of Resentment, Twice Fallen

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CIRCUIT CITY IN HER 20'S? CIS FEMALE (SHE/HER) NEBENIZEN ARO

(Self-Proclaimed) Defender of Reality

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THEODORE THOMPSON ??? CIS MALE (HE/HIM) WADDLE DEE HETERO

Perfectly Scrupulous Reporter

Being a mundane and ordinary Waddle Dee with no distinguishing powers, Theodore Dee is a lot more dangerous than he looks (which is to say, not at all,) and he knows how to weaponize it. What he lacks in actual power, he makes up for with determination, a lack of a moral compass, an enthusiasm for blackmail, and an adoptive brother who he can sic on those he wants grievously injured.

As a reporter, Theodore tends to paint a distorted view of the facts, but only if he thinks it's more exciting and will generate more buzz than the truth. His priority is always getting the biggest, most exciting stories that get the most people talking about them, but his tendency to use underhanded methods of gathering information, flub the facts to increase "excitement value," or straight up orchestrate incidents entirely so he can write about them has consistently gotten him banned from every publicized and at least semi-reputable news outlet he's written for. In fact... he's actually even been ran off-planet a good few times.

As of current, he's living in Dream Land with his adoptive brother, Thompson, but unfortunately for him most of the news reporting services in Dream Land suck for his purposes. Due to weird catastrophes happening so frequently, the average person in Dream Land doesn't find it that exciting anymore, and most gossip there is too petty and boring for Theodore's tastes. Increasingly frustrated with nobody caring about what he writes - though nobody is trying to reign him in - he's been resorting to more and more drastic measures of making a story that'll get people to talk- working with more dangerous villains, blackmailing anyone he considers a person of interest, dark rituals... The list goes on.

Theodore Dee acts very apathetic and laidback most of the time, though in public he tries to be helpful enough to make a good impression on those he wants to manipulate. He's by no means a clever master manipulator, though - while he knows how to push some of the right buttons on people, he relies more on being able to secretly gather dirt on his targets. He rarely gives up if he wants something, though he'll likely find another method if the current one puts him in much danger. Oddly, he has a surprisingly good friendship with his brother Thompson, each fully supportive of the others' evil deeds even if they don't really "get" each other sometimes.






Those not exactly relevant or influential enough to fit the above category.

STEVE THOMPSON ??? ENIGMA (HE/HIM) WADDLE DEE? ???

Unknowable Darkness

Steve Thompson “Thompson Dee” Thompson… What is there to say about Steve Thompson “Thompson Dee” Thompson… It’s not that there isn’t a lot to him, it’s just… Well, nobody knows what his deal is. All people know is that he’s actually from the Mirror World, having replaced his counterpart from the other side (whose whereabouts are unknown…)

His motives are completely unknown, but he has been known to frequently take up work as a mook for evil overlords as they pop up. It’s probably not out of fear. He has also been known to violently launch towards the Halberd at high speeds, WHILE it is in flight. Don’t ask how he does this! He won’t tell you. All he’ll say is that he just really wants to destroy the Halberd.

Thompson Dee does genuinely seem to care about his just-as-morally-dubious brother, Theodore, often actively supporting him in schemes. Thompson’s motive for working with Shimmer Something during the initial incident does in fact have a known motive; to give rule of Pop Star over to his sibling. (Considering Theodore’s actual reasons for his actions, this would’ve been a misguided present anyway.) Aside from that case, though, Steve Thompson’s thought process remains a complete and utter mystery.


PARALLEL FINITE 26 TRANS MALE (HE/HIM) CABBIT NYIN GAY

Apotheosis for Dummies

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NYXSTRA ??? CIS FEMALE (SHE/HER) ??? BI

It's Okay to Become a Tyrannical Dark Sorcerer for Fun!

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JEAN ??? CIS MALE (HE/HIM) WILDFOLK SQUIRREL ???

Bitter and Malicious

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POLLY ESTHER ??? CIS FEMALE (SHE/HER) [UNDECIDED] ???

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SUSANNA “SUSIE” PATRYA HALTMANN 35 CIS FEMALE (SHE/HER) NEBENIZEN HETERO

[PLACEHOLDER]

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Anyone who doesn't necessarily fit into any other current categories.

BERRY DEE 22 NONBINARY (THEY/HE) CORRUPTED WADDLE DEE GAY

Not-So-Evil Lackey

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EDITH ??? CIS FEMALE (SHE/HER) ANTHRO SCARFY HETERO

Very Normal Pawn Shop Manager

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GALACTA KNIGHT ??? TRANS MALE (HE/HIM) ASTRAL DREAM OF DESTRUCTION BI (THOUGH DOESN'T THINK MUCH ABOUT IT)

Reluctant Ravager

Sometimes, being a reincarnation of an ancient concept-god is really cool. Or... sometimes you're Galacta Knight. Oblivious to his true nature as a mortal embodiment of destruction itself, all Galacta Knight knows for sure is that he is very, VERY good at exploding things for some godforsaken reason, and nine times out of ten it's not even on purpose, nor is it something he WANTED exploded.

While there are many legends throughout the galaxy painting Galacta Knight as some sort of fearsome reckoner who arose from some dark, war-torn world to punish the galaxy, that couldn't be further from the truth. In actuality, Galacta Knight's youth was spent as part of a Scooby Doo-esque mystery investigating crew, getting into wacky hijinx and exploring haunted and not-so-haunted houses (he was the group's "Shaggy," by the way.) Then, one day during one of their investigations, Galacta Knight fell down a trap door but accidentally bashed his face against the edge of it, falling unconscious. When he awoke, he was floating in space alone, and... his homeworld was just entirely gone.

Having no idea what just happened and wrought with despair, Galacta Knight eventually sought out a new planet to live on. He began to become aware of his frighteningly powerful destructive powers, and began to train as a knight to keep them in check. Eventually, when the galaxy was threatened by Void Termina, he joined with three other heroes to save the galaxy. For a time, things seemed pretty good, but after they won and outside circumstances forced the heroes to go their separate ways, Galacta Knight tried to retire to a peaceful life... and all of a sudden, the world he was staying on spontaneously exploded when he was knocked unconscious again. Confused and afraid, Galacta Knight continued to try settling down on other planets, at first convinced some sort of planet-busting monster was hunting him and trying to "protect" the planets he was on from it. Then the stories painting him as an angel of death started, and grim realization set in.

With no clue what was going on and any attempts to suppress his planet-exploding meeting in failure, Galacta Knight decided to wish on Galactic Nova to be sealed in a crystal where he could do no more harm. ...And then Meta Knight wished for a challenging battle, and so Nova released Galacta Knight from his self-imposed seal. (This wouldn't be the first or last time Galacta Knight had been minding his own business before being forced into a duel... He hates dueling.) After a half-hearted battle, Galacta Knight escaped to the stars, and resigned to the idea that he was too dangerous to live anywhere inhabited, he settled on a meteor in the middle of nowhere, where he's now constructed a rudimentary shack. He only really goes out anymore to go to the store, and tends to hurry off-planet as fast as possible if he at all feels woozy or tired. So far, it's worked well enough.

Galacta Knight is a very depressed and nihilistic sort, for the most part. He gets very excited about his hobbies and the prospect of making friends, but for obvious reasons he's afraid he'll ruin everything he touches. He tries to come off as a chill, go-with-the-flow kind of guy... but really just comes off as extremely tired. Despite being a knight, he hates fighting. It's just that he's REALLY good at it. Also, for some bizarre reason, he runs a vlogging Youtube channel and makes amateur horror b-movies where he's the only actor under the psuedonym Galacta Smithee.


DON JOE 48 CIS MALE (HE/HIM) HUMAN HETERO

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KEVIN JEVINS 36 TRANS MALE (HE/HIM) HUMAN ARO

Way In Over His Head

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THE CHESSMASTER ??? ??? (ANY, MOSTLY USES HE/HIM) SCARFY ???

Irresponsibly Enigmatic

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BRONTO BRENT 29 CIS MALE (HE/HIM) BRONTO BURT GAY

Repetant Self-Exile

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GALACTIC NOVA ??? CAT?? (ANY PRONOUNS) CLOCKWORK STAR PLEASE DON'T

Ancient Wishing Star

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TAYBA 28 (CHRONOLOGICALLY 4) TRANS MALE (HE/HIM) NEBENIZEN (HALF) BI

A Hecking Mess

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BEEFLE ??? ??? (SHE/HER) FAIRY ???

Uhh... I Got Nothin'

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HARVEY 19 NONBINARY (THEY/SHE) FAIRY PAN

Overly-Enthusiastic Mystery Enthusiast

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INU 26 AGENDER (ANY PRONOUNS) FAIRY ARO

Dimwitted Dedicated Dream Guardian

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QUEEN RIPPLE 23 CIS FEMALE (SHE/HER) FAIRY QUESTIONING

[PLACEHOLDER]

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CAROL 73 TRANS FEMALE (SHE/HER) BAT NYIN PAN

Action Grandma

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MICK 27 CIS MALE (HE/HIM) WILDFOLK HAMSTER BI

Pro Gamer

Mick is... odd, by Gamble Galaxy standards. He's the long lost older brother of Rick, and due to some severe error on the part of the stork system, he ended up being raised among humans... and picked up some none-too-pleasant traits in the process.

He had specifically been delivered to the Earth Reclamation Force space station, a place not really that welcoming to alien life due to paranoia among its leaders. Mick's very misplaced bundle was found by a couple of frat boy janitors, who decided to hide and raise the baby space hamster as their own as a joke. A joke that ended up going wildly out of control, of course. ...And so, Mick's very immature and unqualified adoptive parents ended up raising Mick to be a cynical gamer dude with some severe internalized homophobia.

However, over time, Mick's adoptive parents matured, became more responsible, and realized how unhealthy this entire setup was for Mick, having to constantly keep him a secret, and when Mick was 16 they snuck out with him to find a new home in the rest of the galaxy at large. Mick suffered some strange culture shock adjusting to his new life out and about, but slowly improved as a person and got over his homophobia (especially as he turned out to be bi.) He's still kind of a jerk, he's still a major gamer, and he still feels like a fish out of water sometimes, but at least he's trying.

Also... he's never met any of his blood family and doesn't even know he has a brother. He's not that interested in looking, though.


HYPERBLADE NIGHTFLASH 25 AGENDER (THEY/THEM) WILDFOLK WOLF-DRAGON-PIKACHU…??? QUESTIONING

Mysterious Hero of Tech Support

An orphaned extradimensional refugee with partial amnesia... or at least, that's what they figure's the case. Hyperblade just woke up one morning on Summertime Star with indistinct and incomplete memories of deceased parents, magical destinies, and a torn realm of warring Pokemon, but they don't recall most of the exacts and none of their memories line up with any events that happened in the Milky Way... especially because Pokemon seems to just be a regular video game series here!

With no leads on their past (and no real desire to return to a world like that), Hyperblade ended up growing up on Summertime Star with a remarkably mundane life. Eventually, they ended up picking up an affinity for technology and software and ended up getting a very average off-planet job working in Information Technology. They do a lot of travelling in their free time and have an affinity for both photography and sports, but they rarely participate in the latter because they feel that being nearly five times the size of the other players is too much of an unfair advantage…

Triple-hybrid (with one of the involved species being apparently fictional) status aside, Hyperblade is physically rather weird. For one thing, despite everyone assuming they’re a wildfolk-type wolf, they don’t really resemble such, looking rather much more like (and being the size of!) a non-anthropomorphic wolf that just so happens to stand on their hind legs. Because of this, they tower over almost everyone they meet… They also have a great deal of powers, ranging from the obvious flight, fire-breathing, and electricity to other, more over the top things like laser beams, astral projection, extreme innate magical prowess, and literally being able to turn their tail into a magical sword. Despite all this, personality-wise Hyperblade is incredibly polite and mundane, their childhood hot-blooded nature tempered by time into more of a passionate workaholic deal. They’re the kind of guy who’ll bring extra pizza and coffee to a meetup just to be nice.

Some have noted that all of Hyperblade’s powers and out-of-place memories seem rather like an amateur original character more than anything, but… that’s kind of a really, really weird thing to say to someone you actually know in real life, especially a coworker.


RED 26 (CHRONOLOGICALLY 1 WEEK) TRANS MALE (HE/HIM) CAT NYIN (HALF) GAY

Half the Guy He Used To Be

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BLUEBERRY 26 (CHRONOLOGICALLY 1 WEEK) TRANS MALE (HE/HIM) CABBIT NYIN (HALF) GAY

Half a Braincell

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Those who are currently dead. Note that their ages reflect their age at death, not how old they'd be if still alive.

GIZMO 20 NONBINARY (THEY/THEM) NODDY QUESTIONING

Lost in the Clouds

Saturn's closest coworker during their time working with the Tomorrow Syndicate. Gizmo was an adventurous, almost-hippie type who had left home looking for a more eventful life. They spent a decent amount of time as a wanderer, before accidentally stumbling into Lenol, who was very impressed with their skills in magic. So much so, that he invited them to join the research team (and was surprised how quickly they agreed.) However, they eventually caught onto the truth of the organization, and was ordered to be disposed of.

Gizmo always had their head up in the clouds, dreaming of theoretical ideas to make the galaxy a better place. However, their place in the organization left them very confined, even more-so than before they left home, preventing any of these ideas from coming to fruition. One particular topic they were super invested in was the coexistence of alternate dimensions; so much so that, later on, they were often chastised for getting sidetracked from the research they were actually supposed to be doing. Mysteriously, most of their dimensional research was lost to a sudden raid on the facility (as well as a prototype dark energy detector.)

Despite their absent-minded nature, Gizmo was very perceptive of when things didn’t seem right. They were among the first to realize that the Tomorrow Syndicate wasn’t actually being honest about its intentions, though decided to lay low at first to gather proof and avoid suspicion. However, they ended up feeling incredibly guilty, unable to do anything about the mistreatment their coworkers were receiving without possibly blowing their own cover.


SECTONIA 20 CIS FEMALE (SHE/HER) FLORALIAN WASP BI

[PLACEHOLDER]

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NIGHTMARE ??? CIS MALE (HE/HIM) ??? ???

[PLACEHOLDER]

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MAX PROFITT HALTMANN OLD MAN LOL CIS MALE (HE/HIM) NEBENIZEN HETERO

[PLACEHOLDER]

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STAR DREAM ??? CAT??? (ANY PRONOUNS) IMITATION CLOCKWORK STAR WHY

Bootleg Divinity

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DRAWCIA ??? ??? (SHE/HER) LIVING PAINTING ???

[PLACEHOLDER]

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PARTY CITY IN HER 20'S? CIS FEMALE (SHE/HER) NEBENIZEN HETERO

A Karma Houdini's Final Act

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